dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Riding Cuckgun

When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner

If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life

by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024

Saw-ride

(n)- A commonly used unit of measurement referring to the 100-foot drop found on Thorpe Park's Saw roller-coaster.

Guy: He was running away from the cops and jumped a wall that was a half saw-ride!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?

Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!

by emilygale August 25, 2010

riding pine

When someone rides the bench

riding pine
George: Yo did you play today?
Lance: No i rode pine
George: Damn nikka you trash

by Gerome from the neighborhood March 27, 2021

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.

After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!

by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017