Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017

Banana

The code word to change a school football game to tackle

Guys it’s mr.orangecocktea,BANANA BANANA!!

by Frankie the possum December 31, 2017

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

Banana

The Banana is the favorite fruit of the Japanese anime character Yoshiko Hanabatake more known as “Aho Girl”

Aho Girl realyyy~ like those bananas huh?

by Poisonous Potato July 28, 2018

banana

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS

OF FOR GODS SAKE ITS A FRUIT

OH NOW YOU NEED AN EXAMPLE

WELL HERES ONE

SKYS ARE BLUE AND BANANAS ARE YELLOW NOW YOU SHOULD NOW WHAT A BANANA IS

by MLGPPDESTROYER December 11, 2017

Banana Rat

A common North American rat , that lives in the remains of thrown out banana peels and feeds of feral cats dingleberries.

Friend: EWWW! What's eating Ellie's dingleberries?
Me: Thats a banana rat for you!

by SamwiseofLirigon January 11, 2012

sweg banana

And abbreviation of someone will eventually get "it"

Hope is you know you're gonna have to deal with my sweg banana for that dress

by Sweg banana November 21, 2024