dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
Get the DICK RIDINGmug. The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
by Alucard54s August 6, 2014
Get the Neuter Ridemug. If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
Get the not gana ride a hover boardmug. While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
Get the Chariot Ridemug. Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.
by Triple Treat October 27, 2021
Get the chill ridemug. Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
Get the Park Avenue Pony Ridemug. Well...
Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2025
Get the A ridemug.