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Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
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Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)
He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.
by Swagmoder May 27, 2022
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sancho's ride

A term that describes a loose woman who wastes no time moving a new man in on her kids after a divorce or break-up is known as "SANCHO'S RIDE"
Otis Sudeikis hates not seeing Jason every day, but is absolutely disgusted with the fact Olivia Wilde is now "SANCHO'S RIDE"
by ttjj18 March 12, 2022
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DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
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Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend

If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.
Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021
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Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
by Alucard54s August 6, 2014
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Dark Side Ride

A term used for a custom bike that they put a car tire on the back.
Hey man! Sick bike! Love that back tire. Thanx man! Its called a Dark Side Ride.
by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025
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