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TomSka's Law

When something you say online that involves a person being insulted is able to be seen by the person in question.
Person 1: I might talk a bit of trash about him...
Person 2: That's probably a bad idea, you know TomSka's Law.
by Radin Happier March 16, 2024
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
i follow newton's 4th law
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018
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Law of Aviation

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
by Land00 November 6, 2020
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Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020
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Remi's Law

As an online discussion grows with a left-leaning or "liberal" individual, especially a political argument, the probability of a reference to, or insult from that individual of a sexual nature approaches one.
It only took two replies before Remi's Law. Why are you talking about my butt?
by DanDox July 8, 2025
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