april

a bitchy friend who always bitch about her bitchy issues with bitch friends. also make her birth month her entire personality.

April is being bitchy again

by algaey November 13, 2022

April 7th

April 7th:
pop a titty day
No questions asked

Full exposure

For a solid second

“Guess what girlies it’s April 7th”

by Romayo April 7, 2024

April 18

Gay idiots

Did you hear they were born on April 18th
They must be gay

by John the god69 April 11, 2022

April 11th

April 11th is know as propose to your girlfriend day!

Hey Anna guess what day it is!
What Brad, it’s just the 11th of April?
April 11th is propose to your girlfriend day!

by Sukibluki April 10, 2024

17th april

A day to celebrate ur cows , rats and pigs.

What did u do on 17th april?
I bought a cake for my cow called Daria.

by marianuș November 22, 2021

9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

by k0rniy December 2, 2023

Aprilism

A phrase or saying(usually made by a friend) meant to invoke a sense of shock or convey something theoretically silly.

Person A: “Hey so…Adam said he would rip out my nose hairs and cook them like spaghetti noodles?”
Person B: “Oh dude don’t worry that’s just another Aprilism of his”
Person A: “Oh cool.”

by Cactushehehahaha January 5, 2024