by h.l February 24, 2006
When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"
When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.
by dr. seussinator May 03, 2010
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
by spangar July 14, 2011
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!
Opposite of cum slap
Opposite of cum slap
by PuntaCana March 13, 2010
when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping.
Brother: last night.. i think something hit me in the face while i was sleeping, but i dont know i didn't wake up.
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!
by pabloo richardson February 01, 2009
The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 16, 2011
For all 12 months every year you are not allowed to touch anyone without their permission. Please stop.
by I love you 3000💕💘💖💗💓💞 October 03, 2019