A fat croissant-looking piece of shit
by Certified Author May 6, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
Get the Michael Cultmug. Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.
by iloveponies1029120 May 10, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.
by Beansalot November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. TRYHARD. "ATHLETE". IS IN LOVE WITH FLAT PANCAKES IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. CLASSIC WHITE BOY WHO PLAYS FOOTBALL.
by #honestperson May 16, 2019
Get the Michael Bannonmug. Michael Sahinbas Is a boy of the age of **14 years old**. He has 2 sisters named **Shelley** and **Kalin**, they all love hulkspoo
by ShelleyCustard March 18, 2022
Get the Michael Sahinbasmug.