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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”
by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025
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Pineapple Hairs

the name of those green things on a pineapple used in Anix's video about bikini bottom
1) woah those pineapple hairs are big!
2) linen is more important than pineapple hairs.
by Sawmqn June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairsmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

61 doll hairs

Consist of the names Bryan, Delbert, Alessandra, Hakeem, Robin, Gustavo, and Derry
Person: 61 doll hairs
Other Person: ohh I know who they are!
by Willstealyoman August 6, 2021
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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
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barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021
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