When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
Get the Flappy birdmug. When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"
by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013
Get the Mother Birdingmug. when your friend is crying about how her dog fly and grew wings and was never seen again i say bird WHICH MEANS BITCH IS ROTTEN DIRTY
by idk what to put ummmm July 8, 2023
Get the birdmug. A animal that will shit everywhere and will fly into death as well has leaving 50 feathers and you have to pick it all up
Bird owner: What should I do with my bird
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.
Used to be bird owner: Kill that little shit has fast has you can before it fly's and shit's everywhere.
by JellyBeanisDefoMid May 17, 2022
Get the birdmug. Insinuating that someone must be preoccupied with something busy due to not replying or slow replying via text or email. They have also appeared to go MIA.
John had gone missing for a lengthy amount of time, so Nick messaged him to ask, “you with a bird?”.
by Ryan astle January 15, 2021
Get the You with a birdmug. by hirschy March 21, 2015
Get the dirty birdmug. by Go wilds November 14, 2023
Get the main birdmug.