by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
Get the straight homomug. This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
Get the Midtown “Straight”mug. by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019
Get the Straightmug. What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straightmug. 
by 403mandem July 6, 2022
Get the straightmug. The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.
Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021
Get the Straightmug.