by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

by coochtroop July 30, 2023

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020

When your mother watches the never ending story with the neighbour and they keep laughing about falkor after
by Cilantro hand dispenser June 27, 2018

A komodo dragon is a man who persistently keeps going for the same (uninterested) girl, until she is worn down enough to give in and eventually relents.
by Ops300 September 11, 2017

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
by Brellygreen April 17, 2017
