three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

beat

What happens when my dad gets mad

Son ur a disappointment time to be beat

by xbdfcfgnfjtcykvylbj August 26, 2019

104 Beat Per Minute Is Gossamer

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104 Beat Per Minute Is Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

beat it jerry

a phrase used around your parents when you're trying to say "let me fuck your brains out"

p 1 : alright so whaddya wanna do babe
p 2 : let's beat it Jerry
parent : have fun guys!
p 2 : in other words let me fuck you till u cant walk lol CD

by tracerxD June 28, 2019

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Letting her notions on the beat<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025