The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.
by world_record_egg January 20, 2019
Get the Eggmug. by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
Get the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug. by TISITHEFRENCHIESTFRY August 8, 2021
Get the look at my eggsmug. by milkypai July 2, 2024
Get the Egg-maxingmug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.
“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018
Get the egg noggingmug. A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.
by I really like him October 16, 2018
Get the Egg Cavemug.