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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Bone Virgin

A person who has never had a broken bone in their entire life on earth.
I’m very proud to be a bone virgin.
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Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.
Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!
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sky bone

Ooooh - a holy fuck; to fuck while flying; to accidently observe your opponent's dominoes, mother fucker.
I wonder what it'd be like to sky bone a priest.
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Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie
You're pulling my bones mate
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Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.
Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on
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