The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.

Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."

by jm6695 December 24, 2013

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.

"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."

by silenthellion November 5, 2022

dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...

Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.

by Dandified August 6, 2022

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Soul Riding

A whole new level of dick riding.

Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.

by DYW August 31, 2022