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Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024
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by Orrinpants November 3, 2021
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Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
by SwwSSWswWWswS April 8, 2023
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oh my lordy lord

an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.

a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.

They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.

THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
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oh, you know

when somebody is caught cranking their hog and is embarrassed .
mom: steve, what are you doing?! that's gross
steve: oh you know
because steve was embarrassed he didn't want to admit so he said oh, you know
by zackthecoolguyfromyourmom March 29, 2022
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oh my ride

1) Cool.
2) Oh my gosh.
3) Interesting
4) Dido.
by ohmyride May 1, 2009
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Oh my bejezzus

Oh my bejeezus is another way of saying oh my jesus but its more professional.
"Dey, oh my bejezzus!"
"ND, whats wrong?!"
"ugh oh my bejezzus that bleepin, bleep, bleep mother trucker!"
by susan.willcraft October 31, 2019
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