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sam

Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.
SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK
by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020
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Sam

The definition of an idiot, who also happens to be pretty.
"Look at him! He's such a Sam!"
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
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sam

sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.
sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3
by Crinklesnoop Hater January 25, 2025
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sam

sam is gay asf but won’t admit it even though we all accept him for who he is for his pride
sam is a wetty
by nat nae nae September 27, 2021
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Digi-Sam

One who is predisposed to trying to digitise and monetise a wide range of business ideas, often without success.
He's a Digi-Sam
by Black Bird 4000 January 7, 2011
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Sam

fucking sidey mcnidey. copies work and if you see him at odeon, knock that pussy boy out
Fuck sam twice. one with a hat, the other with your index finger
by HYLEKHILL January 30, 2018
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Sam Samsung

Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.
Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.
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