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Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023
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Harry Lifeform

When a trans person has their name changed to Harry, they become a Harry Lifeform
Since Ava transitioned, his name is Harry so he is a Harry Lifeform
by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025
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Harry Hongs

I just met some Harry Hongs, and now I wanna be them.
by HellSon November 17, 2020
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Harry Styles

an actual GOD
he is beautiful inside and out, and everyone should respect him.
friend 1: who is that?
friend 2: That's Harry styles! he is the most amazing person on this planet!
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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harry o'donnell

A mean ass cheating loser who can't keep to himself. He has 0 respect and the memory of a goldfish.
by kikilee003 February 15, 2019
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kade harris

everyone has a bully in their life and and this type of person is a bully.
omg stop being a kade harris I don't like it
by brandonvarcoe123 June 8, 2018
mugGet the kade harrismug.

cameltoe Harris

Joe Bidens knee pads and personal zipper dropper. To walk around like you’re the actual VP but really you’re just a cameltoe outside of yoga pants.
Quit acting like a Cameltoe Harris Makayla and get that lube off your hands. Mr.Abetta won’t give you an A.
by Mommy’s wand March 8, 2024
mugGet the cameltoe Harrismug.

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