Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
Get the Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arsemug. is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.
by perry mackey September 29, 2018
Get the pinche callemug. When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
Get the call the plumbermug. by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Eliza Coupe Is Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"mug. The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
Get the wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkatamug. by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017
Get the Blump Callmug.