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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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Five nights at freddys

a game where when you die, you have the temp to throw your device across the room. Or, you just try again like a boring person
Me: Ugh I died!

*throws device across room*
Parent: Why did you do that?!
Me: Oh, I just died in five nights at freddys.
by bas!c b!n December 4, 2020
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Night Psych Tunnel

When you and a friend are up in the middle of the night and decide to message each other at the same time.
Hi b-what the hell you beat me? I think we have a Night Psych Tunnel
by AstroScraps November 26, 2017
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Night light

"Hey dude, how was your night?"

"It was good, did a night light and then passed out."
by metthh February 19, 2017
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night time kings

night time kings on the graveyard grind 🤝😈
by CrippledFatKid May 31, 2023
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Weird Food Night

When you have a collection of foods for dinner that don’t commonly go together, usually leftovers. For example, tortillas, lo-mein and a hamburger.
We didn’t have anything to cook, so it’s weird food night!
by MinisterLolz March 4, 2025
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