by Tamss June 08, 2021
It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.
First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022
You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.
Something that could only happen in America
Something that could only happen in America
Examples:
Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.
The State of Florida
Golden Corral
Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.
The State of Florida
Golden Corral
by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020
When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 13, 2017