Where's Ted today?
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
Get the Take a Cruzmug. by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022
Get the Take a Kirbymug. Person 1: Did you know racism is good?
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
Get the Shit Take Thursdaymug. by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023
Get the Take the Lmug. take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.
• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
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• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
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by anonymous August 21, 2025
Get the Take ur basemug. When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.
I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.
by REBel Siren April 24, 2021
Get the Take a Bulletmug. "you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
Get the Take out the spring.mug.