post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.
“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”
by thesportsgut1736 December 20, 2021
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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 01, 2010
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Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 07, 2021
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Post-Crazy

Defining a nu-age in human and world relations incidentally launched on the 24th February 2022 CE. The particular day and also the individual subjective moment in time when generally accepted madness circled back round to the knife edge of eye-twitching sanity.
Bro-1: "Bro! I don't know what's going on anymore!" Bro-2: "No-pro BroBo! Relax. It's just life in the Post-Crazy. Everything's fine..."
by Ssslip February 24, 2022
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post days

Days that have lead up to the present
I’ve been busy these last few post days.
by The Jet m January 16, 2020
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post-tassy

The era after the passing of a tassy.
1. The United States of America is doing much better post-tassy.
2. During the tassy days, there were snakes, hassys, passys, lassys, dassys and bassys. It was a time of turmoil.
by purfy July 09, 2017
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The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
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