by the tomb lord October 26, 2019
(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
by BlowholeJoe June 29, 2023
That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 29, 2021
by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019
A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit
by BiggeCheese105 June 21, 2023
When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.
by Vaddagw September 27, 2020
guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
by wu ninja clan November 15, 2012