As straight as a roman road

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

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Nasty straight

When a man, or woman have, or want to have sex, or raped an animal of the opposite gender.

Billy: Hey Cole, you see that girl dog?
Cole: Yeah, what about it?
Billy: Let’s get nasty straight.
Cole. Okay.

by LinkxPeach May 27, 2025

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allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.

Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight

by m999999999m November 14, 2021

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A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

by matkap March 15, 2021

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