takes away from the table 

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

takes away from the table by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

Takeda_Xin 

A Mod on the highly popular theninja-rpg.com

He is in fact THE worst mod

By definition this word mean to be banned from anything without a legit reason.

OMG i got fucking banned for just sayin hi to a mod.

damn dude u got Takeda_Xin.

Takeda_Xin by Dark1ne August 17, 2010

Takeouted

The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"

"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."

Takeouted by BadumPsh August 18, 2011

takeout and makeout 

Ordering Chinese food and making out all night.

Me: Tyler and I got in a huge fight, but it's better because we had takeout and makeout last night.
LeQ: takeout and make out? Nice. I'm using that.

takeout and makeout by Sublimely August 22, 2016

Taken but Shakin 

When you are in a relationship but still masturbate. Pretty much done by everyone.

"Dude, John jacked off last night when his girlfriend was one room down."
"Wow I didn't know he was taken but shaking!"

Taken but Shakin by Moosefan May 21, 2017

Takeawayable 

Having the ability to be taken away, particularly in relation to restaurant food or food at an establishment.

Is this burger takeawayable

Takeawayable by the Unchained one May 5, 2018

takeriya 

Very pretty , have talent , smart & have a small group of friends

Takeriya is smart

takeriya by Ja’Dore April 9, 2018