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Alex

An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;

1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
by A Fleebo November 6, 2022
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alex packer

a cold day which is still bright and sunny
controversially i like an alex packer
by Judith Squire June 20, 2022
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alex cooksey

You’re being a real Alex Cooksey today
by ChocThunda September 18, 2019
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Alex

“Alex? Oh yeah he’s a fuckin bum”
by IamXela June 3, 2020
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Alex

hey see alex over he zesty
by menlover420 August 26, 2022
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Alex Borrmann

A rage management loving pig. Probably in love with me. Jaffa cake x
by Johnny English June 14, 2018
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Alex

He is a cheater
Alex is your boyfriend?

No he cheated on me
by Someonebruh January 19, 2020
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