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Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
by Hammershlagen May 21, 2022
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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Random Posts

Any forum topic that has a considerable level of toxicity and will get locked in a day or two. Usually very difficult to moderate, but still doesn't beat the numberblocks community in toxicity level.
Why the fuck would they lock my new Random Posts thread?
by hotcrystal0 October 29, 2023
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scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh
Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.
by woogs February 19, 2010
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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
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Post

Post is a person who is extremely stubborn and stuck in his ways, best suited for the outdoors life away from society. Those Posts that live in the city can most often be found in the garage sippin on beers like a savage. Once a post starts drinkin there is no end in sight. All in all a real mans man.
Wow that post really crushed beers on Sunday
by Yanks67 August 1, 2019
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