The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.
*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.
Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.
Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.
Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.
Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.
Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
by Coffeetab March 11, 2021

Billy: Hey Cole, you see that girl dog?
Cole: Yeah, what about it?
Billy: Let’s get nasty straight.
Cole. Okay.
Cole: Yeah, what about it?
Billy: Let’s get nasty straight.
Cole. Okay.
by LinkxPeach May 27, 2025

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

by Big Ounce6573 November 24, 2020

What I'm talking about really happened.
Its real.
Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.
I'm ready
Its real.
Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.
I'm ready
Someone asked if I was pregnant today. I told them straight like yeah.
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?
by juan anthony July 28, 2019
