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Arm's Law

If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw a pic of Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs visit a concert in Ukraine."

"Oh, that's fake."

"How do you know?"

"Arm's Law."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
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Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.
Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.
by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025
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RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.
"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."
by Redtape____ November 23, 2021
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Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.
"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"
by Joe's Law July 31, 2020
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