Jib Brain

Noun; When a person is retarded beyond all belief

Bro 1: Can you get AIDs by fucking a cow?

Bro 2: Dude I think you have Jib Brain

by BigBananaBoi April 3, 2019

Brain-Maxing

Brain-Maxing or Brain maximising is a term for one to expand parts of or their full cognitive function by shifting perception by using external stimulus to reach full mental potential.

When a friend gives you their perceptive on a topic that’s different to your, and you use it to improve the way you understand that topic/ the way you engage with it through the process of Brain-Maxing.

by Jaysean Sononga April 26, 2025

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours

That kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

give a nigga a brain

Give a nigga a brain - Pure banger of a song
TYLER CASSIDY

Person 1: Hey sing ur favourite song. Person 2: Ok, Give a nigga a brain, give a nigga a braiiiiiin

by central c January 29, 2025

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020