December 17

It’s the day the ugliest girls are born. The girls no boy like, everybody hates them

Carly: uw she’s so ugly
Tasha: yeah, know that’s because she’s born December 17th

by Helllooothere October 31, 2019

destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017

December 1, 2001

The day an amazing, kind, selfless, dark-humored, sarcastic, beautiful , marshmallow, multi-talented, with the essence of an angel, girl was born.

Diana was born on December 1, 2001. If she ever feels sad she can look at this definition and know that she is loved. Happy Another Year of Not Dying (though you always say it'll be soon) Diana. I love you and your sausage fingers , yuum! <3

by TeaBagzz October 16, 2019

dick me down december

in honor of no but november , here’s dick me down december :)

omg , dick me down december is CRAZY

by 👨‍🦲🐱 December 9, 2019

Eat booty december

Where all of december you eat booty

“Hey man have you started eat booty december?”

by Bootynugget305 October 2, 2019

December 8 2005

This day is where the most sexy, hot, handsome, funny, amazing, cute, adorable, and loving most guy named Nick was born...

On this day December 8 2005 is the day where a very handsome guy named Nick was born

by eromusevolttirb November 18, 2020

December 27th, 2019

The greatest workday of all time.

“How was work today?”
“Not as good as December 27th, 2019.”

by the “funny one” October 16, 2020