December 17

It’s the day the ugliest girls are born. The girls no boy like, everybody hates them

Carly: uw she’s so ugly
Tasha: yeah, know that’s because she’s born December 17th

by Helllooothere October 31, 2019

destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017

December 1, 2001

The day an amazing, kind, selfless, dark-humored, sarcastic, beautiful , marshmallow, multi-talented, with the essence of an angel, girl was born.

Diana was born on December 1, 2001. If she ever feels sad she can look at this definition and know that she is loved. Happy Another Year of Not Dying (though you always say it'll be soon) Diana. I love you and your sausage fingers , yuum! <3

by TeaBagzz October 16, 2019

dick me down december

in honor of no but november , here’s dick me down december :)

omg , dick me down december is CRAZY

by 👨‍🦲🐱 December 9, 2019

Eat booty december

Where all of december you eat booty

“Hey man have you started eat booty december?”

by Bootynugget305 October 2, 2019

December 27th, 2019

The greatest workday of all time.

“How was work today?”
“Not as good as December 27th, 2019.”

by the “funny one” October 16, 2020

December 2 2008

If you’re born in this day you are black asf, smells like ass and walks like a duck and you think you’re the shit, wannabe loser. You are also the biggest shit talker and the fakest friend. You look like a frog and the biggest user in the world!

Hi I was born on December 2 2008 and I’m handicap

by JamesCarter12 December 14, 2022