by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019

by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021

by 403mandem July 6, 2022

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
