Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
Get the Straight Cabbagemug. Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
Get the Straight Cat Pissmug. by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011
Get the Straight pop a duecemug. by 403mandem July 6, 2022
Get the straightmug. 
This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
Get the Midtown “Straight”mug. What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straightmug.