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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
mugGet the Straight White Manmug.

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks
“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*
by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020
mugGet the Straight headmug.

Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
by inmijd May 31, 2011
mugGet the Straight Challengedmug.

Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
by aquxertha July 1, 2020
mugGet the Straight spymug.

super straight

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021
mugGet the super straightmug.

straight

guy 1: you see that straight line ?
guy2: yeah that’s denzel alfonso
by 403mandem July 6, 2022
mugGet the straightmug.

straight

darrius dacquel
darrius dacquel is straight
by sadasdqwef April 13, 2019
mugGet the straightmug.

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