cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024

Half-aunt

Your half-brother's mother.

My half-aunt needs help to make her website.

by Purp Daddy May 21, 2024

half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.

Half-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

Half-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-fourth-cousin

1- Half-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and one great-great-great-grandparent in common.

Half-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024