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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.
I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱
by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021
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half-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with other living beings.
My half-brother is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.
"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."
by JJisGae April 6, 2023
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half-first cousin-aunt

My half-first cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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