Hair-Bib

The patch of hair thats grown directly under your bottom lip, that catches food that falls from your mouth.

If it wasnt for my hair-bib, that food wouldve gotten all over my shirt.

by Justin Derenski July 11, 2008

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 02, 2024

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 17, 2023

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

Queer hair

Jacob Perkins hair

Jacobs hair is queer hair

by Jacob Perkins has queer hair February 01, 2021

hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.

Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016