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As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
by Mags85 December 11, 2013
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Tweaky Bird

Someone with a low weed tolerance, but easily starts tweakin. Tweaky Bird is a pun, deriving from Looney Tune’s Tweeky Bird character. One should always expect a tweaky bird to start buggin, no matter how much y’all smoke.
Matt: Why are you buggin, we’re only smoking mid.
Steve: Leave him alone! Tweaky Bird always be buggin.
by Lonelyboi_dan January 8, 2019
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Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.
Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"
by tekiiee March 8, 2024
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taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is
I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home
by singer61 May 16, 2018
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fuck ass bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.
by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017
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Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.
You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.
by Touch Prada April 11, 2024
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