Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Cason Michael Kuehling

The ultimate edger; edges everywhere at all times possible

Girl: OMG look its a Cason Michael Kuehling, he edging!

by FluidWare October 19, 2023

Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

by Krj97 October 21, 2023

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.

Michael Jackson is my favorite singer!

by rru12 November 4, 2023