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Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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the cutest person alive

from his adorable eyes to his dumb smile, he is my love and the cutest and yet sweetest person alive.
person 1: wow who’s that?

person 2: the cutest person alive ofc.
by dead_zombiiee January 1, 2022
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Person ∞

Person ∞ is a person that cannot exist in a world where everyone gets a number in the order they appear. But yet they do. They scare me.
Person 1: I wonder whats the highest we can go. Is there a person ∞?
Person 2: Idk, how could there be infinite people?
Person 1: Actually, where's person 0? Haven't seen them either
by assassbaby February 28, 2022
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Personal 30

A 30 rack of beers that your gonna kill all by your self.
Freind : Yo how many beers do you want for the darty today.

Me: Imma just grab a personal 30 for the day.
by SoCoolAndRaftus October 20, 2022
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Sausage person

Someone who is very tan or of black/hispanic descent.
Man that Justin guy is a real sausage person!
by Notasausage June 2, 2017
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