Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.

Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...

by NonBad February 26, 2020

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Seamus o Donnell

Fat wanker

Seamus o Donnell is a fat wanker

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bit o' tiggies

Redneck slang for "tig o' bitties".

John: Hey bubba you seen those?
Bubba: Seen what John boe?
John: The bit o' tiggies on that southern angel!

by Bubba C Drunk February 2, 2015

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chub-o-matic

When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.

Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

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Lig o' Bips

Derivation of the term tig o' bitties, used to describe a pair of huge lips, like those found on a person of African-American descent. Both males and females may have lig o' bips.

Dayum, Shanequa gots some lig o' bips!

by kommanderkool April 21, 2011

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