great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.

My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.

My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"

by maskmakesurbandictionary January 24, 2021

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 09, 2017

Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near

Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle

by EverytrikYT February 09, 2025

Poe’s Law

A law created by Poe that says there’s no way to tell if something is real or a joke

I can’t tell if this Garfield comic is satire due to “Poe’s Law”

by SuperMayro777 July 15, 2024

Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 03, 2020