Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014

demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no

by demarcus1 July 15, 2023

if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

dart cans

Dart cans is a drinking game played by a group of people sitting in a circle with a can of alcohol in front of them and a throwing dart in their hand. The aim is to pierce the can of somebody else. If your can gets pierced you have to shotgun your can.

Matty and Blighty are dominating dart cans!

by Matttherat May 12, 2016

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

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😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Canned Labour

dam that nigga a freeuse picker

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!

by Mechinia June 7, 2022

Munchie-can

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.

Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*

by rawrimmadinosaur123 June 2, 2013