Blue Demon

Noun. The splash of the urine and feces filled blue water that makes contact with your ass when taking a dump in a portapotty.

John got hit by the BLUE DEMON when he took a dump at the constuction site!

by Da Blazin Caucasian May 28, 2010

Blue Falcon

The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".

Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!

by ilbbc January 26, 2010

Blue Nose

When you need to sneeze for more than an hour, and it won't come out, but it's right there for every minute. Similar to blue balls. You're about to sneeze and then it stops when you're like right there. Then it bothers you for quite a while.

Allie: Ahh! It's right there!
Keith: Ah, the classic case of blue nose. I'll go get the pepper and feathers.

by Allie<3:] October 29, 2009

Blue dot

A blue dot is a sex offender, often a child molester. The term comes from the way the majority of neighborhood safety websites display sex offenders in your area (active residence = blue dot).

Leo: Yo, fuck is this blue dot shit anyway? Niggas won't shut the fuck up about them fuckin' colors and it's gettin' me mad tight, B.
Omar: Bro, you do not want to go there; that blue dot on the map? That's old-man Mackenzie's house—he's the pedophile of Fall River. I heard he did some gay shit with one of those big-ass dog dildos.

by Chief Kiev June 24, 2018

Blue Version

Blue Version refers to the Blue pokemon game released by Game Freak in 1996. It is pretty much the worst pokemon version ever. This is the game that only trons play Mike Carson. This is the type of the game that unpokecated parents will buy you for your birthday when you told them that you wanted a Pokemon game for GB. The Pokemon game that you were refering to is Red Version which is considerably more baller than Blue Verion. Remember if you are thinking about purchasing a Pokemon game for your gameboy I would stongly recomend Red Version, unless of coarse your name is Mike Carson.

Dude my fuckin' unpokecated parents got me this fuckin' gay pokemon game for my birthday. Fuck... I thought everyone knew that Blue Version sucks the B.B.C. I want Red Version like P-Tone.

by L-dizzle November 4, 2004

blue ballin'

if something is the opposite of "ballin" its "blue ballin'"

someone who thinks they are the sh*t, but really is not, is blue ballin'!

something that is the opposite of something that is really quite ballin would be "blue ballin'"

like : that sh*t is blue ballin' dogg!

by Matty Stevens February 13, 2009

Blue Cartoons

Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.

E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos

by Didaskalos June 20, 2007