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Pulling a Julia

When somebody cries unprovoked and unexpectedly, usually a silent watering of tears. Typically occurs between 7-10 times a day.
Julia was Pulling a Julia today in yearbook class cause she started tearing up when she looked in the mirror and saw her minor acne.
by Pink drink's constantly January 24, 2019
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Pulled a Marc

To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.

1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).

2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.

3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.
1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!

2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.

3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!
by ArkaneDemon June 17, 2008
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Pulling a Respess

Taking a 2 week vacation and turning in your 2 week notice the first day of vacation.
I heard that dude is leaving his last job while on vacation. He's pulling a respess.
by Alabammaslammer August 15, 2018
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Pulling a Mitchell

When you do something so incredibly gay, people automatically assume your name is Mitchell.
Dude, did you see John Pulling a Mitchell? He's so gay!!
by SpookyBoi69 October 22, 2017
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Pull a Brendon

A white person who tries to get away with saying racist things/slurs
by Anonymous 28331 November 10, 2018
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Pulling a Jayson

When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.

Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.

A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."
Person X: What did you do on vacation?

Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.
by fatty2cent December 15, 2009
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to pull a Schreiber

to pull a Schreiber, or to make a Schreiber is the art of unnoticed disappearing, vanishing, literally evaporating from a party or other social events in order to obscure the advancing inability of social interaction due to high levels of intoxication, especially to avoid lengthy and awkward goodbyes.

There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.

The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.

To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.

The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
#1 You think to yourself: "Omg, I am so drunk, I can't talk anymore. If I said goodbye now, everybody will try to talk me around. Screw it, I am about to pull a Schreiber."

#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.

#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
by BigMuff75 August 25, 2014
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