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October 24

Anyone born on this date has permission to date willy wonka TikTok

October 24th is also national Raping horses day
What are you doing to my horse?!?! Sorry it’s October 24th
October 24 by Notarapistofanimals October 17, 2020

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day 

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

October 14 2005 

This is the day when the best of the best people are born. They are definitely geniuses and probably push themselves to greatness, and will succeed and get there. They are the best at everything and like woman. Only woman, they cannot be gay its impossible. They also have a fat ass.
“Hey when’s your birthday?”
“October 14 2005”

“Wow you must be straight

October 1 

National MR MATT MALEY awareness month all month long you have to appreciate mr mat Maley
Yo bro today is October 1 it’s the start National MR MATT MALEY awareness month
October 1 by Random guy dude September 22, 2021

October 3rd 

National give your boyfriend head day
Oh it’s October 3rd, I guess my boyfriend is getting head”
October 3rd by carrotmaster69 October 3, 2021

October 8 

National kiss your boyfriend day
Bf you know what today is
Gf October 8
Bf so it’s national kiss your boyfriend day