Amish Moon Butter

The act if urinating in an amish persons rectal cavity and churning the urine with your penis, as if it were butter.
Hey man! I have a throbbing UTI because I just finished giving Debby the craziest Amish Moon Butter. My dick was literally churning my own piss in her ass! It was awesome!
by Oscarsom Tabington May 11, 2023
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nutty butter nigga

idk what it means but call your friend a nutty butter nigga, hell question your statement but it will be worth it
Hey Tom, “yea” , you’re an nutty butter nigga, “what the fuck did you just say”, nutty butter nigga
by nutty butter nigga August 07, 2019
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Peanut Butter Sponge

1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant

2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.
Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.

Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.
by Puji March 23, 2009
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peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
by Clam_Jam February 18, 2016
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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 11, 2017
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raspberry nutter butter

When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter
When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.

I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
by Fa j-j July 18, 2019
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